Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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