Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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