so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He? As in you personified your dick?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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