i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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