i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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