And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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