summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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