The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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