i may or may not be watching the land before time
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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