We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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