sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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