THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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