Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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