Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I did not marry a roomba.
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