I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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