i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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