You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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