so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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