And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
