How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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