do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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