Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
