Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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