Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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