Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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