One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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