Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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