so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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