About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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