You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
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If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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