Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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