He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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