She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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