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great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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