Pants 0. Shit 1.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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