I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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