I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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