I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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