the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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