K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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