party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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