She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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