It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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