fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
