somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just found a bag of teeth...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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