if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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