I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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