I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I love having hate sex.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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