it wasn't lemon gatorade
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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