I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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