Don't you send me to vm
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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