he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
He has the fingertips of a God
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