I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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