He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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