Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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